Tag: Satire

  • OBSESSION 2026 Movie Review – Is It Worth Watching?

    Obsession takes route inside all of our minds. If one resolves, we dwell on another. I can think of no better example of such neurotic behavior than this: When I am hungry, I am OBSESSED with food, and when I am thirsty, I am OBSESSED with drink! Fixations can be horrifying as illustrated by the 2026 movie often called Obsession. This is a film not to be overlooked by lovers of scary movies!

    SIDETRACK: Seriously, I gotta tell you this story! So there was this coworker of mine that was obs- WAIT A SECOND! I don’t have any coworkers at drawmakingg.com! Okay, I guess I have to make up a different story. So there was this guy I knew from somewhere OR OTHER that was obsessed with Twig Ball Grass Swimming! He just totally liked it.

    When I would beg the person I knew from somewhere OR OTHER to consult a doctor, he would ignore me. He would suggest that he liked Twig Ball Grass Swimming just the right amount. One time we were talking over two glasses of water at the club downtown, and he admitted to me that he thought I was the outcast for being into movie reviews, and his obsession with Twig Ball Grass Swimming made him socially normal. Dis Drawma Kingg was appalled at this idea. I even ended up throwing my glass of water in my own face on account of wanting the water. I am sad to say my imaginary friend essentially passed away the moment I conceived him. I still contemplate the conversations we had together.

    Is It Worth Watching?: Absolutely (if you are a horror movie fan)! Obsession was genuinely scary and chilling.

    Final Thoughts: 8/10 Crowns. Obsession far exceeded my usual expectations when watching a supposedly scary movie. SPOILER: there is one scene at night where the creepy person is just creepin’ in the corner, and it’s terrifying. Other scenes also build all this tension, like you just know something is about to go wrong. Speaking of tension — Dis Drawma Kingg has to go now. I haven’t had any liquids in a while, and I am finding myself obsessed with drink.

  • IS GOD IS 2026 Movie Review – Is It Worth Watching?

    Dis Drawma Kingg has been looking forward to this movie ever since I saw the trailer. Is God Is is basically a revenge movie with two twin characters that strongly carry the picture. I wasn’t sure what to think while leaving the movie theater late that night. My only real criticism was that I thought it should have been longer with room for more development in certain areas. Anyways, if my only problem with a movie is that it isn’t long enough, it must be pretty great, right?

    Just by looking at each other, the two main characters seemed to be able to communicate.  I was once walking, and I fell into a hole that took me to a parallel universe. In this MOSTLY THE SAME universe, I had a twin. Me and the twin, his name escaping me, also had a sort of instant/psychic communication. I swear EVERY time I wanted some fast food tacos my twin would sense it right away!

    Another way my parallel universe sibling and I had a near psychic connection is illustrated by this story:

    Parallel Universe Twin: Hey wanna go do some totally sensible stuff that’s not dramatic at all?

    Drawma Kingg: Why in the parallel world would I want to do that?!

    Parallel Universe Twin: Oh, I see. I think I understand you now.

    Drawma Kingg: I find that hard to believe…

    As I was about to vertically climb through the tunnel back to my universe, my twin (can’t remember his name) said that he felt my pain psychically when I heard him suggest a non-dramatic activity. But how could he truly have known how that felt to me? Anyways, now I’m back in the real world, and I still can’t remember the experience fully.

    Is It Worth Watching?: Yeah, it turned out to be a great sort of thriller flick of varying genre (in a good way).

    Final Thoughts: 7.5/10 Crowns. Is God Is is a really well directed film with great acting. I honestly seem to like it more as I continue to think about it. It is a really intense story to get through though! Buckle up, breathe deeply, and go to the fast food tacos grocery store BEFOREHAND so you don’t have to pause the film in the middle!

  • BUGONIA 2025 Movie Review – Ending Explained

    Do you believe any conspiracy theories or any of the people that concoct them? If you just consider regular statements (not strange conspiracies), human beings are wrong rather frequently with the things they say. Now, take some building blocks of such statements that form a house. What are the chances of a beautiful house with a solidly built foundation? Bugonia‘s plot is about a man trying to convince his cousin to also believe his conspiracy theory. All of the characters in the movie are not people from real life. I could totally relate to this movie because MY nonexistent cousin once convinced me to believe something painfully ridiculous too!

    As a result of my nonexistent cousin lying to me in neverhappenedland, Dis Drawma Kingg did eventually develop a conspiracy theory of my own. If the lights ever go out in Georgia, you might get a really cool song out of it! I would patiently wait… watching the news, listening for any power outage situations. Although I am mostly over any conspiracy mindedness, part of me still hopes for another great song about failing electricity in Georgia.

    Back in thee day, I had a short phase of theorizing conspiracies on various subjects. What if those Temple Pilots WEREN’T made of stone? What if Mary’s lamb was big? What if we all merely collectively imagined that Elvis had cool hair? How did the dogs get out? Maybe Roswell wasn’t a UFO crash, but more like a UFO even more together! 

    Ending Explained: Michelle (Emma Stone) really was an extraterrestrial. Bugonia portrays the conspiracy theorist as happening to be correct in the way he connected the dots this one time.

    Final Thoughts: 5/10 Crowns. Bugonia was somewhat interesting to watch for its semi-unique story. The acting was good too. I think a number of issues in the plot, especially near the end, held it back from a higher Crown Rating. One gripping moment happens when a misled Jesse Plemons antifreezes Alicia Silverstone (who is the best character in the movie). OK, “don’t be mean to Alicia” is a flat out rule I expect from all movie characters, so they did strongly convince me that this individual space alien was villainous!

  • MISSION IMPOSSIBLE 1996 Movie Review – Is It Just An Inferior Version Of The Master Of Disguise?

    Drawma Kingg confession: before this review, I had never seen a James Bond, Mission Impossible, or Jason Bourne movie. Maybe it should stay that way with the Bourne series, but I’ll review a Bond film eventually. Today, we discuss 1996’s Mission Impossible where that Com Truise guy wears a bunch of funny looking disguises to outwit his opponents. During the viewing experience, I began to ponder – is this film just an inferior version of The Master Of Disguise?

    Now I know The Master Of Disguise came out six years after Mission Impossible, so I’m not suggesting the 1996 blockbuster ripped off a previously existing film. What I am asking is – if you haven’t seen either movie and you’re holding the new 4K VHS tapes in your hand side-by-side, which one should you watch for a superior experience? SPOILER: none of Com Truise’s disguises are turtles or even human-turtle hybrids.

    Do you enjoy movies with bad writing? I genuinely thought this popcorn flick would have to be fairly good since it spawned so many sequels. The writing was terrible, convoluted, dull, boring, and unengaging. No, not The Master Of Disguise. I’m still talking about Mission Impossible. I will admit that there was one single moment of brilliant dialogue that far exceeded anything I could have ever written myself. Two characters are having a serious conversation:

    “What are we downloading?”

    “Information.”

    Is It Just An Inferior Version Of The Master Of Disguise?: Yes, and the ratio of honest opinion to me telling a joke here is more complicated than you might expect.

    Final Thoughts: 2/10 Crowns. Aside from the bad writing, Mission Impossible was also not a good action movie. Sadly, it was just not exciting at all. The Master Of Disguise really isn’t a great movie itself, just by comparison. I mean, it’s a cinematic adventure where Jennifer Esposito steals your heart, and Dana Carvey uses a telepod or something to splice his DNA with a turtle!