DRAWMA KINGG Movie Reviews

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  • DISCLOSURE DAY 2026 Movie Review – Are There Enough Aliens?

    I think I went to the wrong movie. I thought Dis Closure Day was a movie about the day the Nine Inch Nails Closure video came out. You know, kinda like how I always say Dis Drawma Kingg did this, Dis Drawma Kingg did that. Spielberg didn’t even use a single Nine Inch Nails song in the soundtrack! I mean, there was one note that sounded a lot like a note from that one NIN song. You probably know which one I’m talking about. Disclosure Day turned out to be a movie about aliens. Curiously, with all movies of this genre we must ask: ARE THERE ENOUGH ALIENS? 

    Psst…DIS Drawma Kingg is about to disclose something! I am from Earth! I have been a completely anonymous writer for the entire existence of drawmakingg.com. I don’t recall ever mentioning in another episode what planet I’m from. Maybe I did and forgot. Well either way, now you know the truth of which planet I was born on and currently reside! What a revelation that surely was!

    I get that you may have already guessed that first one on account of the fact that I always write in English and numerous other reasons. But HERE I’ll give you one more! I’ll disclose a SECOND thing! Alike to BOTH the humans AND the aliens in the movie I’m supposed to be talking about, Dis Drawma Kingg is also a humanoid! Wow, how about that? 2 reveals in one episode of Drawma Kingg! That’s gotta be a record!

    Are There Enough Aliens?: Disclosure Day didn’t have quite enough aliens for my tastes, however the ending showed a decent amount of ’em and was reasonably satisfying.

    Final Thoughts: 7.5/10 Crowns. I thought Disclosure Day was a fairly good movie. It was not without moments that were a little far-fetched or perhaps some silly unbelievable choices that work out swimmingly for the characters.  If you could forgive some details like that, it was an entertaining movie theater experience. I think I felt pretty positive overall on my way out. Still disappointed there wasn’t one Nine Inch Nails song in the entire 2 & 1/2 hours, but then again this film had nothing to do with the film I thought I was going in to watch.

  • MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE 2026 Movie Review – Is It Worth Watching?

    Put on some energetic music! Let’s get pumped up! Masters Of The Universe just came out, and I know how much you like movies that derive from every fantasy action production ever made! Multiple characters keep punching each other on another planet, which is a direct reference to The Three Stooges Space War. Sword Use is a complete swipe from Monty Python And The Holy Grail. The ultra rare talking cat concept clearly borrows from Mariner Sunset. How could you go wrong spending your hard-labored money on an excessively familiar experience?

    Now I know it must look like I completely make things up for the purposes of a joke, but I have something REAL to tell you! Walking out of the theater, driving home, parking – all was normal thus far. I get out of the Drawma Mobeel and grab the car door to close it, when suddenly I see a huge spark as if I have powers like He-Man in the movie! I believe this spark was nothing more than normal static electricity, however, it was literally the biggest spark of this type that I have ever seen. Also, me not knowing science enough to make conclusions, plus there were no witnesses.

    Well u no I gotta. TESTING SUPER LIGHTNING POWERS! Hmmm I’ll just set up some sodee-pop cans in a row to see if I can zap ‘em down.

    “ZAP”

    “SUPER ZAP”

    “LITTLE ZAP”

    “MEDIUM-SIZED ZAP!!!”

    Nothing happened. I’ll just have to try that regularly, regardless if I ever get any results. TRIAL 2: Okayy maybe I can turn the TV on with a spark instead of the remote control. TV blew up. Never mind on that one.

    Is It Worth Watching?: No, unless you are a devoted He-Man fan that anticipates being happy with any new material.

    Final Thoughts: 4/10 Crowns. All the acting is bad, and there are no interesting twists or surprises. Did you see the trailer? Then you’ve already seen the movie. Masters Of The Universe wasn’t for me at all. I’ll keep trying to zap pop cans though to see if I have any movie powers. Not sure if He-Man actually has lightning sparky powers or not. Bolts just seem to be in the air when he grabs the sword (a sword on screen being a direct reference to Monty Python).

  • BACKROOMS 2026 Movie Review – Are There A Lot Of Rooms?

    Every time I go into a furniture store, I can see all the merchandise in the front perfectly fine, yet I wonder what lies behind the obvious! What could be in the back?! Like, there might be MORE rooms with MORE furniture! Misfortunately, only the elite furniture people are allowed back there. Backrooms is a godsend of a movie that reveals the chrooth of furniture stores and what they are secretly doing in the extra storage areas!

    Dis Drawma Kingg is going to actually try to focus on the main attraction for once in this episode —hey is that a squeaky dog toy on the ground? That’s weird, because I don’t recall ever having a dog… I’ll just step over it very easily since it is small…

    TRIP! FLING! BAM!

    Owwww, I was just sent flying into the air and through one of the doors of my house. Sure hope that door wasn’t one located in what’s considered the “back”. Something I saw recently created a phobia of rooms based on proximity/orientation. Looking around, nothing is familiar. Brooms, mops, cleaning supplies – all things I have never used in my life.

    Commanding myself to my feet, I SLAM through the next door of my house. Surely hope this one ain’t located anywhere in the vicinity of the posterior. There! On the antique table – a comic book. It’s an original copy of Whichever Animal Person #1. I never bought this comic! Who would want a first issue of a comic based on a human-animal character? I do buy a lot of comic books though. Hmmmm… maybe one of them possibly had an idea like that.

    Are There A Lot Of Rooms?: Yes, there were quite a lot of rooms in Backrooms!

    Final Thoughts: 8.5 ish out of 10 Crowns. Backrooms was a superbly executed film. It was scary, tense, well written, and well directed. Chiwetel Ejiofor absolutely deserves multiple awards as the lead actor. I also enjoyed some of its deeper commentary, which is a rare find in a movie. Well, I guess if we were to consider Backrooms as potentially NON-fiction, that would tell us INTERESTING INFORMATION about what’s really going on in furniture store buildings!

  • OBSESSION 2026 Movie Review – Is It Worth Watching?

    Obsession takes route inside all of our minds. If one resolves, we dwell on another. I can think of no better example of such neurotic behavior than this: When I am hungry, I am OBSESSED with food, and when I am thirsty, I am OBSESSED with drink! Fixations can be horrifying as illustrated by the 2026 movie often called Obsession. This is a film not to be overlooked by lovers of scary movies!

    SIDETRACK: Seriously, I gotta tell you this story! So there was this coworker of mine that was obs- WAIT A SECOND! I don’t have any coworkers at drawmakingg.com! Okay, I guess I have to make up a different story. So there was this guy I knew from somewhere OR OTHER that was obsessed with Twig Ball Grass Swimming! He just totally liked it.

    When I would beg the person I knew from somewhere OR OTHER to consult a doctor, he would ignore me. He would suggest that he liked Twig Ball Grass Swimming just the right amount. One time we were talking over two glasses of water at the club downtown, and he admitted to me that he thought I was the outcast for being into movie reviews, and his obsession with Twig Ball Grass Swimming made him socially normal. Dis Drawma Kingg was appalled at this idea. I even ended up throwing my glass of water in my own face on account of wanting the water. I am sad to say my imaginary friend essentially passed away the moment I conceived him. I still contemplate the conversations we had together.

    Is It Worth Watching?: Absolutely (if you are a horror movie fan)! Obsession was genuinely scary and chilling.

    Final Thoughts: 8/10 Crowns. Obsession far exceeded my usual expectations when watching a supposedly scary movie. SPOILER: there is one scene at night where the creepy person is just creepin’ in the corner, and it’s terrifying. Other scenes also build all this tension, like you just know something is about to go wrong. Speaking of tension — Dis Drawma Kingg has to go now. I haven’t had any liquids in a while, and I am finding myself obsessed with drink.