DRAWMA KINGG Movie Reviews

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  • MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE 2026 Movie Review – Is It Worth Watching?

    Put on some energetic music! Let’s get pumped up! Masters Of The Universe just came out, and I know how much you like movies that derive from every fantasy action production ever made! Multiple characters keep punching each other on another planet, which is a direct reference to The Three Stooges Space War. Sword Use is a complete swipe from Monty Python And The Holy Grail. The ultra rare talking cat concept clearly borrows from Mariner Sunset. How could you go wrong spending your hard-labored money on an excessively familiar experience?

    Now I know it must look like I completely make things up for the purposes of a joke, but I have something REAL to tell you! Walking out of the theater, driving home, parking – all was normal thus far. I get out of the Drawma Mobeel and grab the car door to close it, when suddenly I see a huge spark as if I have powers like He-Man in the movie! I believe this spark was nothing more than normal static electricity, however, it was literally the biggest spark of this type that I have ever seen. Also, me not knowing science enough to make conclusions, plus there were no witnesses.

    Well u no I gotta. TESTING SUPER LIGHTNING POWERS! Hmmm I’ll just set up some sodee-pop cans in a row to see if I can zap ‘em down.

    “ZAP”

    “SUPER ZAP”

    “LITTLE ZAP”

    “MEDIUM-SIZED ZAP!!!”

    Nothing happened. I’ll just have to try that regularly, regardless if I ever get any results. TRIAL 2: Okayy maybe I can turn the TV on with a spark instead of the remote control. TV blew up. Never mind on that one.

    Is It Worth Watching?: No, unless you are a devoted He-Man fan that anticipates being happy with any new material.

    Final Thoughts: 4/10 Crowns. All the acting is bad, and there are no interesting twists or surprises. Did you see the trailer? Then you’ve already seen the movie. Masters Of The Universe wasn’t for me at all. I’ll keep trying to zap pop cans though to see if I have any movie powers. Not sure if He-Man actually has lightning sparky powers or not. Bolts just seem to be in the air when he grabs the sword (a sword on screen being a direct reference to Monty Python).

  • BACKROOMS 2026 Movie Review – Are There A Lot Of Rooms?

    Every time I go into a furniture store, I can see all the merchandise in the front perfectly fine, yet I wonder what lies behind the obvious! What could be in the back?! Like, there might be MORE rooms with MORE furniture! Misfortunately, only the elite furniture people are allowed back there. Backrooms is a godsend of a movie that reveals the chrooth of furniture stores and what they are secretly doing in the extra storage areas!

    Dis Drawma Kingg is going to actually try to focus on the main attraction for once in this episode —hey is that a squeaky dog toy on the ground? That’s weird, because I don’t recall ever having a dog… I’ll just step over it very easily since it is small…

    TRIP! FLING! BAM!

    Owwww, I was just sent flying into the air and through one of the doors of my house. Sure hope that door wasn’t one located in what’s considered the “back”. Something I saw recently created a phobia of rooms based on proximity/orientation. Looking around, nothing is familiar. Brooms, mops, cleaning supplies – all things I have never used in my life.

    Commanding myself to my feet, I SLAM through the next door of my house. Surely hope this one ain’t located anywhere in the vicinity of the posterior. There! On the antique table – a comic book. It’s an original copy of Whichever Animal Person #1. I never bought this comic! Who would want a first issue of a comic based on a human-animal character? I do buy a lot of comic books though. Hmmmm… maybe one of them possibly had an idea like that.

    Are There A Lot Of Rooms?: Yes, there were quite a lot of rooms in Backrooms!

    Final Thoughts: 8.5 ish out of 10 Crowns. Backrooms was a superbly executed film. It was scary, tense, well written, and well directed. Chiwetel Ejiofor absolutely deserves multiple awards as the lead actor. I also enjoyed some of its deeper commentary, which is a rare find in a movie. Well, I guess if we were to consider Backrooms as potentially NON-fiction, that would tell us INTERESTING INFORMATION about what’s really going on in furniture store buildings!

  • OBSESSION 2026 Movie Review – Is It Worth Watching?

    Obsession takes route inside all of our minds. If one resolves, we dwell on another. I can think of no better example of such neurotic behavior than this: When I am hungry, I am OBSESSED with food, and when I am thirsty, I am OBSESSED with drink! Fixations can be horrifying as illustrated by the 2026 movie often called Obsession. This is a film not to be overlooked by lovers of scary movies!

    SIDETRACK: Seriously, I gotta tell you this story! So there was this coworker of mine that was obs- WAIT A SECOND! I don’t have any coworkers at drawmakingg.com! Okay, I guess I have to make up a different story. So there was this guy I knew from somewhere OR OTHER that was obsessed with Twig Ball Grass Swimming! He just totally liked it.

    When I would beg the person I knew from somewhere OR OTHER to consult a doctor, he would ignore me. He would suggest that he liked Twig Ball Grass Swimming just the right amount. One time we were talking over two glasses of water at the club downtown, and he admitted to me that he thought I was the outcast for being into movie reviews, and his obsession with Twig Ball Grass Swimming made him socially normal. Dis Drawma Kingg was appalled at this idea. I even ended up throwing my glass of water in my own face on account of wanting the water. I am sad to say my imaginary friend essentially passed away the moment I conceived him. I still contemplate the conversations we had together.

    Is It Worth Watching?: Absolutely (if you are a horror movie fan)! Obsession was genuinely scary and chilling.

    Final Thoughts: 8/10 Crowns. Obsession far exceeded my usual expectations when watching a supposedly scary movie. SPOILER: there is one scene at night where the creepy person is just creepin’ in the corner, and it’s terrifying. Other scenes also build all this tension, like you just know something is about to go wrong. Speaking of tension — Dis Drawma Kingg has to go now. I haven’t had any liquids in a while, and I am finding myself obsessed with drink.

  • IS GOD IS 2026 Movie Review – Is It Worth Watching?

    Dis Drawma Kingg has been looking forward to this movie ever since I saw the trailer. Is God Is is basically a revenge movie with two twin characters that strongly carry the picture. I wasn’t sure what to think while leaving the movie theater late that night. My only real criticism was that I thought it should have been longer with room for more development in certain areas. Anyways, if my only problem with a movie is that it isn’t long enough, it must be pretty great, right?

    Just by looking at each other, the two main characters seemed to be able to communicate.  I was once walking, and I fell into a hole that took me to a parallel universe. In this MOSTLY THE SAME universe, I had a twin. Me and the twin, his name escaping me, also had a sort of instant/psychic communication. I swear EVERY time I wanted some fast food tacos my twin would sense it right away!

    Another way my parallel universe sibling and I had a near psychic connection is illustrated by this story:

    Parallel Universe Twin: Hey wanna go do some totally sensible stuff that’s not dramatic at all?

    Drawma Kingg: Why in the parallel world would I want to do that?!

    Parallel Universe Twin: Oh, I see. I think I understand you now.

    Drawma Kingg: I find that hard to believe…

    As I was about to vertically climb through the tunnel back to my universe, my twin (can’t remember his name) said that he felt my pain psychically when I heard him suggest a non-dramatic activity. But how could he truly have known how that felt to me? Anyways, now I’m back in the real world, and I still can’t remember the experience fully.

    Is It Worth Watching?: Yeah, it turned out to be a great sort of thriller flick of varying genre (in a good way).

    Final Thoughts: 7.5/10 Crowns. Is God Is is a really well directed film with great acting. I honestly seem to like it more as I continue to think about it. It is a really intense story to get through though! Buckle up, breathe deeply, and go to the fast food tacos grocery store BEFOREHAND so you don’t have to pause the film in the middle!