TITANIC 1997 Movie Review – Is It Worth Watching?

I’ll tell you what I liked about Titanic. It was big. I just could not see myself being interested in ever watching this movie if the boat was not big. Oooh here Dis Drawma Kingg has an idea for a movie: two people fall in love on a medium-sized boat. Do you think you’d buy a ticket to that? Anyways, let’s dissect the 1997 film known as TITANIC.

Do you ever feel like you’re lucky ’cause you win some tickets, but they turn out to be tickets to death?! I’m like 11% sure David Lynch directed this, so do you think any of the characters realize they’re on a boat, or is it just like some kind of surreal dream? This is a prequel to the 1996 movie The Phantom, right? Why doesn’t Billy Zane put on his Phantom costume in a single scene in a movie that’s over three hours long?  

Sidenote: Watching Titanic made me finally understand the poetry of the song I’m on a Boat by The Lonely Island featuring T-Pain. It’s interesting because he’s ON it. Halfway through the romance movie, it shapeshifts into nautical horror! I somehow didn’t fully grasp how scary this movie was going to be (yes this is the first time I ever saw it). After they hit the ice, I’m thinking it’s going to be a time-travel movie. The time travel never comes. That’s what made it REALLY scary!

Is It Worth Watching?: Definitely! I was expecting an average or bad movie, but it was a great movie!

Final Thoughts: I would give it somewhere around an 8 or a 9 out of 10 Crowns. The film is gripping because it activates your fundamental instincts of human survival. I was absolutely wrong my whole life thinking that watching Titanic would be a waste of my time. This was the kind of emotional roller coaster Dis Drawma Kingg regularly seeks out for fantastic movie experiences!