DRAWMA KINGG Movie Reviews

Tag: horror-film

  • BACKROOMS 2026 Movie Review – Are There A Lot Of Rooms?

    Every time I go into a furniture store, I can see all the merchandise in the front perfectly fine, yet I wonder what lies behind the obvious! What could be in the back?! Like, there might be MORE rooms with MORE furniture! Misfortunately, only the elite furniture people are allowed back there. Backrooms is a godsend of a movie that reveals the chrooth of furniture stores and what they are secretly doing in the extra storage areas!

    Dis Drawma Kingg is going to actually try to focus on the main attraction for once in this episode —hey is that a squeaky dog toy on the ground? That’s weird, because I don’t recall ever having a dog… I’ll just step over it very easily since it is small…

    TRIP! FLING! BAM!

    Owwww, I was just sent flying into the air and through one of the doors of my house. Sure hope that door wasn’t one located in what’s considered the “back”. Something I saw recently created a phobia of rooms based on proximity/orientation. Looking around, nothing is familiar. Brooms, mops, cleaning supplies – all things I have never used in my life.

    Commanding myself to my feet, I SLAM through the next door of my house. Surely hope this one ain’t located anywhere in the vicinity of the posterior. There! On the antique table – a comic book. It’s an original copy of Whichever Animal Person #1. I never bought this comic! Who would want a first issue of a comic based on a human-animal character? I do buy a lot of comic books though. Hmmmm… maybe one of them possibly had an idea like that.

    Are There A Lot Of Rooms?: Yes, there were quite a lot of rooms in Backrooms!

    Final Thoughts: 8.5 ish out of 10 Crowns. Backrooms was a superbly executed film. It was scary, tense, well written, and well directed. Chiwetel Ejiofor absolutely deserves multiple awards as the lead actor. I also enjoyed some of its deeper commentary, which is a rare find in a movie. Well, I guess if we were to consider Backrooms as potentially NON-fiction, that would tell us INTERESTING INFORMATION about what’s really going on in furniture store buildings!

  • OBSESSION 2026 Movie Review – Is It Worth Watching?

    Obsession takes route inside all of our minds. If one resolves, we dwell on another. I can think of no better example of such neurotic behavior than this: When I am hungry, I am OBSESSED with food, and when I am thirsty, I am OBSESSED with drink! Fixations can be horrifying as illustrated by the 2026 movie often called Obsession. This is a film not to be overlooked by lovers of scary movies!

    SIDETRACK: Seriously, I gotta tell you this story! So there was this coworker of mine that was obs- WAIT A SECOND! I don’t have any coworkers at drawmakingg.com! Okay, I guess I have to make up a different story. So there was this guy I knew from somewhere OR OTHER that was obsessed with Twig Ball Grass Swimming! He just totally liked it.

    When I would beg the person I knew from somewhere OR OTHER to consult a doctor, he would ignore me. He would suggest that he liked Twig Ball Grass Swimming just the right amount. One time we were talking over two glasses of water at the club downtown, and he admitted to me that he thought I was the outcast for being into movie reviews, and his obsession with Twig Ball Grass Swimming made him socially normal. Dis Drawma Kingg was appalled at this idea. I even ended up throwing my glass of water in my own face on account of wanting the water. I am sad to say my imaginary friend essentially passed away the moment I conceived him. I still contemplate the conversations we had together.

    Is It Worth Watching?: Absolutely (if you are a horror movie fan)! Obsession was genuinely scary and chilling.

    Final Thoughts: 8/10 Crowns. Obsession far exceeded my usual expectations when watching a supposedly scary movie. SPOILER: there is one scene at night where the creepy person is just creepin’ in the corner, and it’s terrifying. Other scenes also build all this tension, like you just know something is about to go wrong. Speaking of tension — Dis Drawma Kingg has to go now. I haven’t had any liquids in a while, and I am finding myself obsessed with drink.

  • SLANTED 2025 Movie Review – It’s Okay To Be Yourself

    Sometimes I go to see movies without ever watching its trailer beforehand. I walked into da theater and got one ticket for the movie Slanted. Wow! That was a lotta movie to take in. Where can I even start, let alone, finish this episode?

    One overt idea in the film is — Would you change yourself if you thought it would make people like you more? Does that even get you anywhere in life? If Dis Drawma Kingg changed himself to try to gain popularity, would it accomplish anything?

    Trial #1: Imagine I choose the path of no longer being the man with the lowest IQ in bipedal human history. How would I execute that? I don’t know how to instantly change my IQ points! That may just be on account of my particularly low IQ though.

    Trial #2: Imagine Dis Drawma Kingg chooses not to be an overly dramatic writer of movie reviews and comic books. Alternatively, I will be one of those players of sports. Ohh yeah, the glory would be great! Wait a second, that means I would have to know how to sport! We can just cross that one off the list.

    Final Thoughts: 6/10 Crowns. Slanted was a movie that needs time and multiple viewings to fully assess. To mention a positive – all of the acting was excellent! I will say that I wasn’t feeling like it was a great overall experience while watching it in the theater, but it definitely makes your brain ponder afterwards. Plus, I learned something from the film. Dis Drawma Kingg will try to be his overly dramatic self as much as possible from now on! 

  • THE CRAFT 1996 Movie Review – Ending Explained

    “You can’t even PAY A BILL? What are you good for?” I don’t normally open with a quote, because Dis Drawma Kingg is trying to make an original ART PIECE with every episode. Can’t you surely tell no such thing? So this quote must be pretty important to the whole thing, right? Asking, not telling. Does a human life get respect proportional to the number of bills they pay? Let’s you, the reader, and I, the wroter, take a deep dive into the philosophy of The Craft!

    Fairuza Balk’s work mother posits what I interpret as this: There is no obvious intrinsic value to a human that pays exactly 0 bills. I think that sounds a bit extreme. Aren’t we all worth more than that? How many bills makes us good? At that rate I would guess one or two bills would not satisfy everybody. Maybe it’s like seven bills paid makes people like you for your personality. I hope it’s not 9, 12, or even 14 bills. That’s a lot and seems a most unfair expectation. You may please contest my interpretation of the original argument Nancy’s mother makes in the comment section. Even “I think therefore I am” must be counter argued.

    Could it not be there is something else to measure the worth of any conscious being? My first instinct is how many nachos you’ve eaten (total). Or maybe how many people you’ve shown kindness to. Eh… I might need to spend some time contemplating how likely that one really is. What number of OTHER things could it be? It has to be a number of something. If not a number, how else could it be CONCEIVABLY measured?

    Ending Explained: In the final scene – the witch that was overtly portrayed as crazy for the whole movie is now being portrayed as overtly MORE crazy!

    Final Thoughts: 8/10 Crowns! A much more interesting film than I anticipated. The Craft was not without flaws, yet it was a unique ever changing story. I can’t count the number of times it surprised me. Wow, I hope it’s not number of times you surprise someone that makes you a good person. That would make for some really annoying day-to-day life experiences. Perhaps Fairuza’s work mother was right all along. Maybe we are liked based on how much we provide to the liking or disliking entity. Can we then derive that any positive feelings towards a person means that they provide something to your life? I imagine you are all saying: “No, Drawma, Kingg, I disagree with every assumption you have made on one of the best lines ever in a film! GO BACK TO WRITING YOUR PICTURELESS COMIC BOOK SERIES!”