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  • DRAWMA KINGG SIDEQUEST #3 [Not A Movie Review] – “INVISIBLE SUNLIGHT”

    Invisible Sunlight is a band name Luke has wanted to use since his freshman year of high school. He is now 18 years old, sitting with his three bandmates in a basement where rehearsals take place. After a long final debate on the topic, the four of them agreed that Invisible Sunlight was the best name they had at the time!

    Brenda, Jessii, Kimberly, and Luke were booking their first tour as a band. Until now, they did not have a name for the group. Two shows were already booked with made-up names Jessii gave the concert promoters on the spot over the phone. All four members were serious about having a career in a touring band that writes original music. As recent high school graduates, they truly believed in themselves and were undeniably optimistic. The point of the night’s meeting was to settle on an official band name. It was pre-agreed the best name of the evening would be chosen no matter exactly how good or bad it was. 

    Our four powerful friends have been working summer jobs and saving every possible dollar. They were selling possessions they did not need anymore — baseball cards, video game consoles, you name it! Their lives were all in on the upcoming September tour, as well as the new record they were finishing. Seven songs (of the many they had written) were being recorded at one of the most professional recording studios in their region.

    Surprisingly, Invisible Sunlight were respected in their local community as word got around about the tour. You might say the town even had a bit of a hype for them. The band members were shocked because they had not actually done anything yet. None of them have ever been on tour and the first record wasn’t even finished yet. “That’s a little extra pressure.” Luke thought. “If this isn’t successful, the town will think we are failures.”

    “We gotta play our record first! It’s good luck for the tour!” Said Kimberly. Luke had suggested it was tacky to play their own record as they began their drive, but Kimberly won them all over after she argued luck was a factor. Everyone was happy with the quality of the final recordings for What Can You See In The Darkness?, Invisible Sunlight’s seven-song debut album. At least, the whole town was jamming to it with no one mentioning that they felt it was badly produced or anything like that.

    Halfway to the destination, Jessii informs everyone that they are out of gas. “You weren’t paying attention to the fuel tank, Jessii?” They ask.

    Jessii: Y’see, I understand that cars need gasoline to run. It’s just that I didn’t realize it took CONTINUOUS GAS! Like, you have to keep putting it in! If I had only known this was the type of vehicle that required CONTINUOUS GAS!

    Kimberly [Biting her tongue]: OK, we are all generally surprised you didn’t know that already, but just so you know now – all motor vehicles require regular refueling. Luke, come with me. I have the location of the nearest gas station. You two stay here.

    [Kimberly and Luke are now walking on their way.]

    Kimberly: Luke, Jessii is your best friend. Does he always get you into situations like that?

    Luke: Ha ha oh yes, now that you mention it. But Jessii is a kind friend and an amazing bass player. He will also listen to you attentively if you have to explain some ordinary things sometimes.

    [Approaching the fuel station, they see a strip of several businesses that make it look like a small little town.]

    The fuel station clerk tells them that he could sell them two gas canisters that he thought he had in a back room, but he would have to wait till the store was less busy to spend the time searching for them. They agreed to come back in one hour for two filled canisters. Painfully hungry, they walk across the street to the only restaurant, Pam Pam’s Diner.

    Kimberly: We’ve got an hour anyway. Let’s sit and eat. We can order two meals to go for Brenda and Jessie.

    Luke: Might as well. I just feel a bit guilty eating here comfortably while they are at the vehicle.

    Kimberly: Don’t think about it that way. They are going to be thrilled when we come back with food for them.

    Luke: I suppose you’re right.

    [A waitress approaches.]

    Waitress: You both look exhausted. Is everything OK? What do you need?

    Luke: Just food for us and two meals to go for our other friends. We have to wait an hour for gas across the street. Our vehicle is stranded a mile away.

    Waitress: You poor things! We’ll take good care of you. My name’s Mary. Let’s get some warm food in you.

    Mary seems like an oasis in this dreary town, making everyone in the diner smile and laugh.

    Luke: You notice anything strange about this town?

    Kimberly: Yeah, but I can’t figure out just how.

    Luke: Exactly!

    [Mary returns with Pam, one of the two co-owners of the diner.]

    Pam: Heard you were having continuous car trouble.

    Kimberly [Locking eyes with Luke]: Did we use that word?

    Pam: Not sure what you mean. Mary has volunteered to drive you back to your car after you eat. We take special care of people here.

    [Mary walks away briefly and returns with their meals.]

    Luke: It looks delicious!

    Kimberly: Agreed. Do you remember ordering?

    Still 30 minutes until the fuel clerk told them to return, Kimberly and Luke are able to pace themselves and have a relaxing meal together. The food on their plates (that they could not specifically remember afterwards) seemed to be precisely what their taste buds wanted in that moment.

    One second before either of them would have felt any boredom, Mary pulls up in her SUV with two to-go meals and the fuel canisters already packed in the back seat. Pam refuses to let them pay as they exit to Mary’s SUV.

    Right before they pull up to the stranded vehicle, Mary says: “If you ever want to PARTICIPATE IN CRIME, come see me.”  They get out of Mary’s SUV and watch her disappear hastily.

    Luke: Was she serious, or was that just a joke?

    Kimberly: No idea!

    [Kimberly approaches Jessii and Brenda with their meals, while Luke starts fueling up.]

    Jessii: When did I tell you what I wanted?

    Brenda: Yeah, I don’t remember that either.

    Luke: I’ll drive next shift straight to the venue. We might be late after all that!

    Once they crossed the towns border, the rest of the drive was smooth. Jessii and Brenda were both resting peacefully from eating what looked to be their favorite foods. They pull under a sign that horrifies both Kimberly and Luke in the front of the vehicle. The third band listed on the venue sign is “The Somethingorothers”.

    [The concert promoter meets them as they exit the vehicle.]

    Promoter: The Somethingorothers? You’re late. You’re on first. Take your gear straight to the stage.

    Kimberly: Jessii, did you tell the promoter that our name is The Somethingorothers?

    Jessii: Yeah, I said all one word for Somethingorothers.

    Brenda: Wow, Jessii that was the best you could do?

    Jessii: Don’t blame me! That’s why we had to finally settle on a name that one night. It’s only two shows before we started telling promoters our name was Invisible Sunlight.

    Brenda: They’re going to call us The Somethingorothers at the next show too?

    Jessii: Nah, I think that one was the Sumtin’ Sumtin’s. 

    Although upset, they all start laughing at the situation. There was no other psychological way forward. They moved the gear on stage efficiently, leaving time for a 10 minute sound check. Right before they start the first song, Luke says “We are not actually called The Somethingorothers. We are Invisible Sunlight!”

    What transpired was possibly awesome, but there was no real way to gauge it. Not even from the narrator’s point of view. The audience had 28 people in it, including staff and the two other bands. Most of the people who actually came for the show were just waiting for the headliner, Fortune Maximus. Kimberly (keyboardist) and Luke (guitarist) traded off singing lead vocals every other song for about 35 minutes. To all four of the band members, it felt like time sped up, and they couldn’t believe their time on stage was already over. Brenda kept the tracks at their normal tempos though. She was always a reliable tank on the drums in that way.

    Brenda, Kimberly, and Jessii go to sit at the merchandise table, while Luke is stopped by an audience member. She discloses that her name is Julia, and says she thought Invisible Sunlight were “otherworldly”.

    Julia: I have never seen a full group all play so passionately before!

    Luke: Oh ha. I hadn’t thought of it like that. You must be right though. We all love what we’re doing.

    Julia: Would you like to get some fresh air with me?

    Luke: Oh yeah, sure.

    [The two step outside.]

    [The camera pans to Brenda, Kimberly, and Jessii at the merchandise table.]

    Brenda: Would you have thought Luke would be the first of us that someone would try to flirt with on this tour?

    Kimberly and Jessii: NO!

    Jessii: Do you think the audience liked us tonight?

    Kimberly: I couldn’t tell, but I think so.

    Brenda: I couldn’t see much from where my drum kit was set up. I felt amazing on stage though!

    Kimberly: Yeah me too!

    Jessii: I as well!

    The trio sells a few vinyl records and T-shirts, finishes watching the other bands, and then packs up the merchandise for the road. The promoter stops by and hands Kimberly $32 for their share of the night’s earnings.

    [They leave through the front door and immediately see Luke and Julia talking outside.]

    Brenda: Hey Luke, we’re packing up for the road. We sold a few albums!

    Julia: Oh, can I still buy the vinyl version?

    Brenda: Sure, want a T-shirt or some stickers?

    Julia: Yes, please! All of that. [Julia hands Brenda a wad of cash] No change, please.

    [The other three pack up while Luke says his goodbyes to the mysterious woman.]

    Luke enters the vehicle, exhibiting signs of bliss and despair simultaneously. They question him about this Julia person and how he disappeared for most of the night. He reveals that his brain kept trying to tell him Julia was his future wife.

    Luke: I know this sounds like a fantasy, but it felt like my brain could see an inevitable future. This is nuts, right? Y’all know I’ve never been prone to this kind of thinking.

    He started to feel embarrassed about what he said. Kimberly noticed he really did have some kind of traumatic or life-altering experience in some way, so she decided to change the subject and try to cheer him up.

    Kimberly: Your guitar playing rocked tonight! Someone that bought the album said so too!

    Luke: Wow, really?! That’s awesome!

    Brenda: Well what do you expect? C’mon we’re Invisible Sunlight! On to the next gig!

    Jessi: Actually, for the next gig we’re The Sumtin’ Sumtin’s. 

    Luke, Kimberly, and Brenda: Jessii!

  • THE PHANTOM 1996 Movie Review – A superhero that Slammed Evil before Batman and Superman

    Now I know some of you are thinking – “The Phantom doesn’t count as a classic!” OK, you win that argument. Moving on… This movie is one of my top 10 personal favorites. Wait, that doesn’t sound right. It’s gotta at least be in my top 5000 superhero movies of the last 30 years though. Yeah that sounds like the right category for it!

    Unlike most SO-CALLED PEOPLE, I like The Phantom. That is not even a joke or a lie. It holds a special place in my heart from the 90’s. However, I would be lying if I said I LOVED the movie or that it was a cinematic experience worth everyone’s time. But c’mon, with a tagline like “SLAM EVIL!” how could this movie go wrong?

    The character of The Phantom predates both Superman and Batman. He is a contender for the argument – “Who is the first superhero?” along with Zorro and some other costumed crime fighters. Who better to play him than Billy Zane?! it would probably be impossible to lead a movie with this many varying tones unless you were previously a cast member on Twin Peaks. Billy, Kristy Swanson, and Catherine Zeta-Jones are definitely the highlights of the film. The beginning of the movie is pretty rocky and lackluster, but it really picks up and becomes much more entertaining once Zane, Swanson, and Jones have their first scene together. Honestly, I think these actors could’ve carried this movie to a great place if there was a better director. I feel like the director must not have been a fan of the comic, because he did not seem to have a good vision of how to present this character on screen.

    What are some of the good things in this movie? My favorite scene is when Phantom’s doggie and horsey meet up in the forest, make some noises and gestures that show they can communicate with each other (horse-dog language), then go off on a hero/buddy mission to save Phantom and Buffy. Kristy Swanson’s character kicks a lotta butt, so we were one character name away from getting a Phantom/Buffy The Vampire Slayer superhero team up movie. There was also one scene where the director actually impressed me with the clever way he put it together. The villain does something very bad to another character, but it happens off screen. The dastardly act was just implied to the audience, which kind of made it MORE terrifying than actually showing what happened. This might have just been a way to avoid the censors, but it came across as artistic and well done.

    Ending Explained: Phantom explodes the bad guy.

    Final Thoughts: The Phantom is very close to having the components it needed to work. I think it would have succeeded with these improvements:

    1 – The costume didn’t look very good and desperately needed a redesign.

    2 – The cinematography was bad. Personally, I would have liked a darker atmosphere, but it definitely needed something different than what we got.

    3 – Different director, please!

    I really like the casting choices for the main characters. Catherine Zeta-Jones character particularly had a cool enemy turned ally arc. I thought she was perfect for this role. Unfortunately, a great cast can’t usually save a movie from a bad choice of director. But hey, I’ll trade parallel universe great versions of The Phantom for the one with posters and merchandise that encourage you to “SLAM EVIL!”

    Nostalgia rating: 7/10 Crowns

    Critical rating: 4 or 5 out of 10 Crowns