Every time I go into a furniture store, I can see all the merchandise in the front perfectly fine, yet I wonder what lies behind the obvious! What could be in the back?! Like, there might be MORE rooms with MORE furniture! Misfortunately, only the elite furniture people are allowed back there. Backrooms is a godsend of a movie that reveals the chrooth of furniture stores and what they are secretly doing in the extra storage areas!
Dis Drawma Kingg is going to actually try to focus on the main attraction for once in this episode —hey is that a squeaky dog toy on the ground? That’s weird, because I don’t recall ever having a dog… I’ll just step over it very easily since it is small…
TRIP! FLING! BAM!
Owwww, I was just sent flying into the air and through one of the doors of my house. Sure hope that door wasn’t one located in what’s considered the “back”. Something I saw recently created a phobia of rooms based on proximity/orientation. Looking around, nothing is familiar. Brooms, mops, cleaning supplies – all things I have never used in my life.
Commanding myself to my feet, I SLAM through the next door of my house. Surely hope this one ain’t located anywhere in the vicinity of the posterior. There! On the antique table – a comic book. It’s an original copy of Whichever Animal Person #1. I never bought this comic! Who would want a first issue of a comic based on a human-animal character? I do buy a lot of comic books though. Hmmmm… maybe one of them possibly had an idea like that.
Are There A Lot Of Rooms?: Yes, there were quite a lot of rooms in Backrooms!
Final Thoughts: 8.5 ish out of 10 Crowns. Backrooms was a superbly executed film. It was scary, tense, well written, and well directed. Chiwetel Ejiofor absolutely deserves multiple awards as the lead actor. I also enjoyed some of its deeper commentary, which is a rare find in a movie. Well, I guess if we were to consider Backrooms as potentially NON-fiction, that would tell us INTERESTING INFORMATION about what’s really going on in furniture store buildings!
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