Tag: 2026

  • SUPERGIRL 2026 Movie Review – Out Of Order Double Feature Part 1

    Any movie that starts out with a song by the band Sleigh Bells is probably going to be good, right? I like the character Supergirl way more than I like the character Superman, so I was hoping for a cool DC film. To be perfectly honest though, the Supergirl trailer left me with substantial doubts. I had to have faith in the SUPERHERO MOVIE CREATORS that this Kryptonian flick would be better than trailer assumptions!

    Anyway, before I get to answers to all those questions about the goods and bads of the movie, I should probably talk about something else for a little while. So like, you know how superhero movies are always about suiting up, wearing a costume, defeating bad guys, maybe some New York stuff (maybe not), facing problems the main character doesn’t feel like dealing with, and special effects? Usually at least one character is stronger than another. Also, I don’t think I have seen a single superhero movie without some kind of punch scene. EXPLAIN THAT in terms of originality in the world of art!

    Surely it may sound like I’m knocking down superhero movies, but I get a ticket to almost every one! It may even be fair to say I love superhero movies. Some are better than others, and perhaps I am a bit critical, because there are so many of them that come out that it’s easy to compare them to each other. However, I will say I am happy that we get so many comic book movies these days. Truthfully, I would like to always see that continue. I would also be happy to see more third-party publisher comic book properties get made into large budget productions. Dis Drawma Kingg wants to see big screen versions of The Incal or The Maxx more so than a 700th sequel about Thor. Although to be clear, if I could have both, I’ll still take that 700th Thor movie!

    OKAY, I’ll talk about Supergirl for a little bit. I definitely enjoyed the film as a sort of sci-fi space adventure. I appreciated the different planets and environments and types of aliens. The leading star did a great job! I didn’t have any problem with Milly Alcock being chosen for the main character. One of my major issues with the movie was the writing for Lobo. They did not do a successful job at making this character interesting. He literally serves absolutely no purpose to the plot of the movie as well. I don’t dislike Lobo or Jason Momoa as an actor. I felt the issue was more that they didn’t write him into the script in any kind of meaningful way, and I don’t remember Lobo getting any particularly good lines either.

    Out Of Order Double Feature Part 1: This episode was actually written after next week’s episode — Adolescence Of Utena 1999 Movie Review – Out Of Order Double Feature Part Two!

    Final Thoughts: 7/10 Crowns. I mostly thought Supergirl was a good superhero movie. There was enough excitement to make it a fun night out at the theater. For me, the movie had a much stronger first half than the second. In conclusion, it would be fair to say that the SUPERHERO MOVIE CREATORS did manage to deliver on an enjoyable space opera-esque film. Next time a 700th comic book movie (most of these other than Supergirl being about some type of animal/insect person) comes to your local town, how can you not at least feel somewhat drawn to go see it?

  • MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE 2026 Movie Review – Is It Worth Watching?

    Put on some energetic music! Let’s get pumped up! Masters Of The Universe just came out, and I know how much you like movies that derive from every fantasy action production ever made! Multiple characters keep punching each other on another planet, which is a direct reference to The Three Stooges Space War. Sword Use is a complete swipe from Monty Python And The Holy Grail. The ultra rare talking cat concept clearly borrows from Mariner Sunset. How could you go wrong spending your hard-labored money on an excessively familiar experience?

    Now I know it must look like I completely make things up for the purposes of a joke, but I have something REAL to tell you! Walking out of the theater, driving home, parking – all was normal thus far. I get out of the Drawma Mobeel and grab the car door to close it, when suddenly I see a huge spark as if I have powers like He-Man in the movie! I believe this spark was nothing more than normal static electricity, however, it was literally the biggest spark of this type that I have ever seen. Also, me not knowing science enough to make conclusions, plus there were no witnesses.

    Well u no I gotta. TESTING SUPER LIGHTNING POWERS! Hmmm I’ll just set up some sodee-pop cans in a row to see if I can zap ‘em down.

    “ZAP”

    “SUPER ZAP”

    “LITTLE ZAP”

    “MEDIUM-SIZED ZAP!!!”

    Nothing happened. I’ll just have to try that regularly, regardless if I ever get any results. TRIAL 2: Okayy maybe I can turn the TV on with a spark instead of the remote control. TV blew up. Never mind on that one.

    Is It Worth Watching?: No, unless you are a devoted He-Man fan that anticipates being happy with any new material.

    Final Thoughts: 4/10 Crowns. All the acting is bad, and there are no interesting twists or surprises. Did you see the trailer? Then you’ve already seen the movie. Masters Of The Universe wasn’t for me at all. I’ll keep trying to zap pop cans though to see if I have any movie powers. Not sure if He-Man actually has lightning sparky powers or not. Bolts just seem to be in the air when he grabs the sword (a sword on screen being a direct reference to Monty Python).