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SLANTED 2025 Movie Review – It’s Okay To Be Yourself
Sometimes I go to see movies without ever watching its trailer beforehand. I walked into da theater and got one ticket for the movie Slanted. Wow! That was a lotta movie to take in. Where can I even start, let alone, finish this episode?
One overt idea in the film is — Would you change yourself if you thought it would make people like you more? Does that even get you anywhere in life? If Dis Drawma Kingg changed himself to try to gain popularity, would it accomplish anything?
Trial #1: Imagine I choose the path of no longer being the man with the lowest IQ in bipedal human history. How would I execute that? I don’t know how to instantly change my IQ points! That may just be on account of my particularly low IQ though.
Trial #2: Imagine Dis Drawma Kingg chooses not to be an overly dramatic writer of movie reviews and comic books. Alternatively, I will be one of those players of sports. Ohh yeah, the glory would be great! Wait a second, that means I would have to know how to sport! We can just cross that one off the list.
Final Thoughts: 6/10 Crowns. Slanted was a movie that needs time and multiple viewings to fully assess. To mention a positive – all of the acting was excellent! I will say that I wasn’t feeling like it was a great overall experience while watching it in the theater, but it definitely makes your brain ponder afterwards. Plus, I learned something from the film. Dis Drawma Kingg will try to be his overly dramatic self as much as possible from now on!
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MAD MAX 1979 Movie Review – Is It Worth Watching?
Mad Max is a movie where people drive around in cars and… actually, that’s pretty much it. Dis Drawma Kingg is surely late to the par-tay when it comes to this angrily named original of the series. Yes, I now have an opinion of 1979’s Mad Max, and I imagine you’re gonna wanna hear it!
ZAP! Suddenly, a non sequitur short story arrives!
Unity wakes at the same time every morning. Rhythmically and rapidly, she prepares for the day. Breakfast looks noticeably small. Little sustenance is needed for a mostly metal body. The year is 3020. There are more people with technological upgrades than people without them.
Floating through the city with a travel upgrade, Unity comes to a strangely shaped building. No need for the laser, one window has been carelessly left open. A scan of the area inside reveals a single stairwell that connects to the basement. Creeping down each step – 38, 39, 40… still going. At last! The end!
Dozens of people kneel in a circle towards a hovering object on a pedestal in the center of the gigantic space. They appear to be worshiping a luminescent fossil. Unity flies over and grabs the artifact. As this happens, the worshipers all stand up—
Is It Worth Watching?: I did not personally enjoy watching Mad Max. Plenty of other people love this movie, so I’m likely the one who is wrong here.
Final Thoughts: 1/10 Crowns. I don’t think I’ve ever been so bored in a movie that is hailed as a classic. I often give some pretty bad movies as much as a 4 or 5. This is because I am probably still somewhat entertained by the viewing experience. Mad Max gets such a low Crown Rating, because I was empirically bored. Dis Drawma Kingg would like to apologize to fans of this movie in hopes that I will not receive any threatening letters. However, know this! I will always give you a completely honest movie rating. No film company can pay me off to praise their movie or trash their competitors! Drawma Kingg movie reviews are for the people!
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SCREAM 7 2026 Movie Review – Is It Worth Watching?
Dis Drawma Kingg went to see Scream 7 last night. What moral do the Scream movies teach the audience? I can’t really think of one. However, there is another kind of message (assuming I interpreted the film 100% correctly). Primarily, they are trying to teach us a principle about physics: If you ever accidentally get hit in the head and knocked over while wearing a ghost mask, you’ll probably be able to get back up.
My new theory is that the Scream franchise isn’t really just about standard human criminals. A supernatural element hovers in the air of this film universe. Ghost masks can’t normally protect us from that much damage! Is it an interdimensional cult of superpowered ghost masky people? They really should have explained exactly what is going on by the seventh installment.
K, I’m gonna start talkin’ about something else. An old friend o’ mine said “Hey Drawma Kingg, why do you like movies so much?”
Drawma Kingg: Just cuz they rule. We can talk about anything you want though.
Friend: Like… checkers?
Drawma Kingg: The board game? You play that a lot?
Friend: No, it was just somethin’ that came to mind to talk about.
Drawma Kingg: Oh, okay. So you don’t actually have anything to say about checkers?
Friend: Hmmm, I guess I could say that checkers is kind of like life – in that we are always trying to leap over and become richer than one another.
Drawma Kingg: Wow! I was not expecting that! You might have a point there, but I know NOTHING on the creation or origins of checkers!
Friend: I can lend you some books!
Drawma Kingg: You have books on the subject? I thought you didn’t actually care about checkers.
Friend: I said I don’t PLAY checkers. Checkers is very important to me. I think about it all the time!
Drawma Kingg: Is checkers really that deep?
Friend: Yes, if you think about the varying psychology!
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Is It Worth Watching?: No. Maybe you already figured out that Scream 7 was completely uninteresting on account of the long non sequitur rant I just went on.
Final Thoughts: 4/10 Crowns. I tried to think of anything positive to say about Scream 7, and the only thing I can pinpoint is the fact that Courteney Cox was in the film. CRASH, BANG, THWUMP, MUGTHWUMP!!! [3 hours later…] Ugh, I was running around the house in my Casper The Friendly Ghost mask when suddenly a chandelier fell on my head and knocked me unconscious! Did I just accidentally prove that the Scream franchise is incorrect in the assumed physics of wearing a ghost mask? Apparitional headgear does not protect your head any better than any other basic halloween mask! I was almost done with the episode before that chandelier rudely fell on me. This final bit was crucial though:
So do you think Dis Drawma Kingg should become besties with my long lost friend or run far away? Apparently, they are also interested in chess, though in a reverse way — playing chess while refusing to think about it. I also refuse to think while I play chess! We could be evenly matched!
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SCANNERS 3: THE TAKEOVER 1992 Movie Review – Is It Worth Watching?
Drawmakingg.com is a place for reviews of NEW and CLASSIC movies. For today’s episode, I wanted to review Scanners 3: The Takeover, which sadly does not fall into either of these two categories. You could certainly argue that the first Scanners is a classic movie. All the sequels are pretty obscure, so it would be quite a stretch to call any of them classics. There was only one solution. Dis Drawma Kingg must talk about Scanners 3: The Takeover from the perspective of OPPOSITE WORLD!
In Opposite World – Scanners 3 (Takeover, The) was one of the biggest hit movies of 1992. There were no cheesy special effects in this film due to its enormous budget (one of the most expensive films ever made up to that point in the 90s). Director David Cronenberg won the Oscar for best director. Oh, I forgot to mention that in the Scanners franchise of Opposite World, Cronenberg directed all of the sequels and did not direct the original.
I dislike the double-main-character aspect of Scanners 3. Wait, now I’m just talking in opposites. Back to PLANET EARTH for a second. What I thought was cool about the movie is that it basically had two equally main characters that have to battle each other at the end. Helena (portrayed by Liliana Komorowska) felt like the main character in the first half, then Alex (portrayed by Steve Parrish) felt like the main character in the second half.
Is it worth watching on Earth?: Yes, for Liliana Komorowska strongly carrying the whole movie, especially in the first half.
Is it worth watching on Opposite World?: What Cronenberg film isn’t worth watching?
Final Thoughts: 7.5/10 Crowns. -7.5/-10 Crowns in Opposite World (I stoopidly presume). I was definitely expecting a much worse movie when I put it on my rectangular TV. Scanners 3’s other main strength was that it was not boring at all. Mostly every scene kept the story reasonably exciting. Before I go, Dis Drawma Kingg has a confession. I have never seen Scanners 2! I watched these movies out of order again just like I did in episode 28 with The Strangers: Chapter 2! Maybe that means I should do a future episode about Scanners 2, an absolute classic on Opposite World!
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