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HOKUM 2026 Movie Review – Is It Worth Watching?
What makes a movie “good”? How do the elements of a long-form video converge to a goodness that is affirmed by a community? During my viewing of Hokum, I found myself reflecting on its individual qualities and what they meant as a whole, kind of like a lemon AND lime beverage.
Gimme a reason not to just start talking about something else! Seriously, why should I continue talking about Hokum? Dis Drawma Kingg goes on non-sequitur rants about something other than the movie in a lot of episodes of drawmakingg.com. So gimme a reason not to!
Alas, I was once walking on another world, barefoot on a substance resembling sand. A humanoid approaches me in bizarre movements.
Drawma Kingg: Hello?
Humanoid: Hey whatchya doin’?
Drawma Kingg: Ahhh, not much… how… about… you?
Humanoid: Ohh nuthin’, was hangin’ out with Nina Lou the other planetary rotation.
Drawma Kingg: Cool? Who’s Nina Lou?
Humanoid: MY BEST FRIEND! Wait?! You don’t even know, Nina Lou?!
Drawma Kingg: Oh yeah… [getting scared] I know Nina Lou. She’s from that thing I saw that one time.
Humanoid: Phew! You had me worried you were an alien spy for a second there.
Drawma Kingg: Wow, that is sooooo not like me.
Humanoid: We’re cool then. If you don’t mind me asking – what’s the one thing you know Nina Lou from?
Drawma Kingg: Errrm gee ahh… y’know the ol’ memory ain’t what it used to be.
Humanoid: Surely ha ha, I hear that! I’ll quit bugging you about it. WAIT A SECOND! I don’t know how old you are, but you are clearly less than 100 orbits around our star! How is your memory bad already?!
[Inputs an electronic command to alert authorities of the extraterrestrial spy]
Is It Worth Watching?: I personally did not find Hokum to be very entertaining.
Final Thoughts: 5/10 Crowns. Hokum’s plot did not amount to anything interesting, and there were only some slight scares. Generally, there were no standout moments that were exciting or noteworthy. Adam Scott’s acting is the only aspect that comes to mind to praise. His character hurt my feelings though when he suggested you’re not a writer if you don’t make a lot of money from writing. Dis Drawma Kingg isn’t no gazillionaire!
BONUS: Bet you’re wondering how I made it out of that interplanetary conflict alive and how I got back to planet Earth. I’d tell you all about it if only my memory were what it used to be!
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MISSION IMPOSSIBLE 1996 Movie Review – Is It Just An Inferior Version Of The Master Of Disguise?
Drawma Kingg confession: before this review, I had never seen a James Bond, Mission Impossible, or Jason Bourne movie. Maybe it should stay that way with the Bourne series, but I’ll review a Bond film eventually. Today, we discuss 1996’s Mission Impossible where that Com Truise guy wears a bunch of funny looking disguises to outwit his opponents. During the viewing experience, I began to ponder – is this film just an inferior version of The Master Of Disguise?
Now I know The Master Of Disguise came out six years after Mission Impossible, so I’m not suggesting the 1996 blockbuster ripped off a previously existing film. What I am asking is – if you haven’t seen either movie and you’re holding the new 4K VHS tapes in your hand side-by-side, which one should you watch for a superior experience? SPOILER: none of Com Truise’s disguises are turtles or even human-turtle hybrids.
Do you enjoy movies with bad writing? I genuinely thought this popcorn flick would have to be fairly good since it spawned so many sequels. The writing was terrible, convoluted, dull, boring, and unengaging. No, not The Master Of Disguise. I’m still talking about Mission Impossible. I will admit that there was one single moment of brilliant dialogue that far exceeded anything I could have ever written myself. Two characters are having a serious conversation:
“What are we downloading?”
“Information.”
Is It Just An Inferior Version Of The Master Of Disguise?: Yes, and the ratio of honest opinion to me telling a joke here is more complicated than you might expect.
Final Thoughts: 2/10 Crowns. Aside from the bad writing, Mission Impossible was also not a good action movie. Sadly, it was just not exciting at all. The Master Of Disguise really isn’t a great movie itself, just by comparison. I mean, it’s a cinematic adventure where Jennifer Esposito steals your heart, and Dana Carvey uses a telepod or something to splice his DNA with a turtle!
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LEE CRONIN’S THE MUMMY 2026 Movie Review – Is It Worth Watching?
OH YEAH! Finally, a theatrical sequel to the Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode where Frylock is huggin’ The Mummy! I’ve been waiting all week to see this anticipated return to form in the genre of mummy movies. Lee Cronin’s The Mummy was one of the wildest scary movies I’ve ever seen, and I must answer the difficult question: is it WORTH WATCHING?
Kay I’m gonna start talkin’ about something else…
I was doing some business in New York City with another person that was also in New York City for the purposes of this story. He didn’t seem to want to agree to the full terms of the deal. “Why do I have to get only soup and salad for my next three unrelated professional business dinners?” and “Why do I have to be dressed in cosplay at the moment I sign the contract?” are the kind of questions he would ask me. My acquaintance just couldn’t seem to see the big picture.
Drawma Kingg: If we offer you 7 more U.S. dollars, will you take the deal?
Business Person: 8 dollars, no cosplay.
Drawma Kingg: Ugh, my employer won’t be happy about this… 6 dollars, no cosplay.
Business Person: Sparky chum, that right there is a deal.
[Signs contract]
Drawma Kingg: I was surprised you were focused on the cosplay paragraph more than the one about the corporation getting to name your first two children.
Business Person: Dressing in cosplay of my choosing would have been humiliating.
Drawma Kingg: Well just wait till you have Gloopy and Moppin’ in your life.
Business Person: What?
Drawma Kingg: Oh never mind.
NOW: Back to whatever I was talking about…
Is It WORTH WATCHING: Yes for those that can handle intense/gross horror. No, for those with a mid to low tolerance.
Final Thoughts: 7.5/10 Crowns. Lee Cronin’s The Mummy was legitimately scary in a few different ways, and the story was interesting enough. Particularly, the film was frightening in terms of the “family horror” subgenre — by having a supernaturally possessed family member just sleeping over there in the next room every night. One highly relatable scary scene: just when you think coyotes are cute, they start eating you! DISAPPOINTMENT! Such a feeling arrived because there was no Shake, Meatwad, OR Frylock anywhere in the whole movie! Makes you wonder if it was even an Aqua Teen sequel to begin with, yet each viewer must decide that for themselves!
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THE DRAMA 2026 Movie Review – Is It Worth Watching?
How could I not go see The Drama? There’s a word in the title that’s almost exactly like my first name! Otherwise, they wouldn’t have reeled me into the theater just from the trailer. Previews only seemed to communicate a premise of: there is a person that has a secret. Was a film with such a simple setup worth watching?
In the movie, there are four friends that each admit to a bad secret, culminating with a final shocking revelation! Ben Franklin (not the famous one) goes first.
Ben Franklin: I once took a book from the library! It had to be almost 2 weeks before I gave it back!
Friend 2’s name was Amelia Airhart (obviously not the famous one). Dis Drawma Kingg was already in significant distress from the library secret. I was worried I might pass out after only the second or third reveal. Airhart starts talkin’.
Amelia Airhart: Planes scare me, so I was taking a long boat ride. One of the other passengers kept making fun of my name and the fact that I chose a boat over an airplane. As I was walking away from the situation, I turned around and called him a MEANIE!
Ben Franklin: You used that word?
Amelia Airhart: Yes I did! I just can’t stand everyone making me feel like I live in the shadow of a famous person with a similar name!
Ben Franklin: I can’t say such a thing has ever happened to me.
You’re probably thinking the next person would have a name like Marlon Brando. Supposedly, the birth name of Friend 3 is Notafamousname (pronounced like naw may at the end).
Notafamousname: Here’s my secret. I don’t consider Ben Franklin a friend.
Amelia Airhart: Are you referring to the one sitting next to me or the famous Ben Franklin?
Ben Franklin: The who?
Amelia Airhart: Never mind, I’ll explain later. Notafamousname, which one is it?
Notafamousname: I hate this one right here! He loves books, SOPHISTICATED music, theater, and even romance movies! How obnoxious!
Amelia Airhart: Those are the things that make Ben wonderful! You’re just being a… a mm… a me…
Ben Franklin: Don’t put yourself through that a second time, Amelia! It’s not worth it!
William Milkshakespeare (Friend 4, clearly not the famous William Shakespeare, as the last name doesn’t even start with the same letter): SILENCE, all of you! Sit down and listen to my words! I didn’t have anything in the way of luxuries when I was a child. An emergency caused my parents to beg the next-door neighbors to let their daughter babysit me for the afternoon. The parents were reluctant, but the daughter was kind and volunteered to do it. She brought over a DVD player (which I had never seen before) with a large box full of DVDs! She encouraged me to sort through them to pick anything I wanted to watch. First, we watched Jurassic Park, which I think was about ancient reptiles or something like that. J. Parky was pretty good, so I put on Kangaroo Jack right after! My horrible secret is that I did not enjoy it.
Notafamousname: Kangaroo Jack is an epic of our times! There’s no way you didn’t like it!
William Milkshakespeare: I did not lie! Today is the first time I have told the truth about my opinion! I know it is heretical!
Notafamousname: Wow, I think I’d rather be friends with Ben Franklin, and he likes SOPHISTICATED music.
Is It Worth Watching?: Yes! The Drama was an excellent movie! It moved briskly and kept you interested the whole time!
Final Thoughts: 8/10 Crowns. Zendaya and Robert Pattinson completely sold this story with their acting. All of the supporting actors were good too. There was an enormous amount of tension built from the rhythm of the unfolding events. Personally, I felt the Pretty Hate Machine Poster was the best character. The Drama was so overly dramatic that I almost wanted to give it a 10/10 for being right up my alley. I just couldn’t get past the notion that there might be people out there that don’t like Kangaroo Jack!
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