DRAWMA KINGG Movie Reviews

Month: June 2026

  • SUPERGIRL 2026 Movie Review – Out Of Order Double Feature Part 1

    Any movie that starts out with a song by the band Sleigh Bells is probably going to be good, right? I like the character Supergirl way more than I like the character Superman, so I was hoping for a cool DC film. To be perfectly honest though, the Supergirl trailer left me with substantial doubts. I had to have faith in the SUPERHERO MOVIE CREATORS that this Kryptonian flick would be better than trailer assumptions!

    Anyway, before I get to answers to all those questions about the goods and bads of the movie, I should probably talk about something else for a little while. So like, you know how superhero movies are always about suiting up, wearing a costume, defeating bad guys, maybe some New York stuff (maybe not), facing problems the main character doesn’t feel like dealing with, and special effects? Usually at least one character is stronger than another. Also, I don’t think I have seen a single superhero movie without some kind of punch scene. EXPLAIN THAT in terms of originality in the world of art!

    Surely it may sound like I’m knocking down superhero movies, but I get a ticket to almost every one! It may even be fair to say I love superhero movies. Some are better than others, and perhaps I am a bit critical, because there are so many of them that come out that it’s easy to compare them to each other. However, I will say I am happy that we get so many comic book movies these days. Truthfully, I would like to always see that continue. I would also be happy to see more third-party publisher comic book properties get made into large budget productions. Dis Drawma Kingg wants to see big screen versions of The Incal or The Maxx more so than a 700th sequel about Thor. Although to be clear, if I could have both, I’ll still take that 700th Thor movie!

    OKAY, I’ll talk about Supergirl for a little bit. I definitely enjoyed the film as a sort of sci-fi space adventure. I appreciated the different planets and environments and types of aliens. The leading star did a great job! I didn’t have any problem with Milly Alcock being chosen for the main character. One of my major issues with the movie was the writing for Lobo. They did not do a successful job at making this character interesting. He literally serves absolutely no purpose to the plot of the movie as well. I don’t dislike Lobo or Jason Momoa as an actor. I felt the issue was more that they didn’t write him into the script in any kind of meaningful way, and I don’t remember Lobo getting any particularly good lines either.

    Out Of Order Double Feature Part 1: This episode was actually written after next week’s episode — Adolescence Of Utena 1999 Movie Review – Out Of Order Double Feature Part Two!

    Final Thoughts: 7/10 Crowns. I mostly thought Supergirl was a good superhero movie. There was enough excitement to make it a fun night out at the theater. For me, the movie had a much stronger first half than the second. In conclusion, it would be fair to say that the SUPERHERO MOVIE CREATORS did manage to deliver on an enjoyable space opera-esque film. Next time a 700th comic book movie (most of these other than Supergirl being about some type of animal/insect person) comes to your local town, how can you not at least feel somewhat drawn to go see it?

  • PRETTY WOMAN 1990 Movie Review – Is It Worth Watching?

    What kind of title is Pretty Woman? Is the person who came up with it saying that it is unusual to be pretty? Is it saying that the writer thinks looks are someone’s most notable attribute? Well anyway, Julia Robert’s character (Vivian) turned out to have a nice personality in the narrative, so I think the movie should’ve been called Personality Woman, but they don’t let me write the titles of big Hollywood movies.

    Oh man if they DID let me write the titles of Hollywood movies what would I name them? Ant In A Trench Coat Pretending He’s A Human Leader Of A Sovereign Nation. Suddenly I realize that they would stop letting me write movie titles right after I came up with that one. I’m still gonna come up with some more just in case I ever need them later (which I know is merely a lie to myself). Oh here how about this one– READING A BOOK: THE MOVIE!  

    You can probably tell that I wasn’t impressed with the movie this week. It just seemed to focus on the guy’s wealth and the woman’s appearance. Richard Gere’s character (Edward) does go through a bit of an arc of becoming a better person, however I still found him to be mostly unlikable and incapable of fully changing in a matter of a few days. So anyway back to the made up movie titles.  GRABBING SOME DRIVE-THRU! That would be the comedy thriller of the year! It will be like a funny thing with like some friends in a van getting drive-thru or something, and like something crazy happens, and there are a lot of jokes, so it’s like a funny comedy, yet it’s like a thriller, because something crazy happens! Oops I wasn’t supposed to actually write a script or even a general plot. This little thread was supposed to be about what would happen if they hired me to write movie titles ONLY. If they would have hired me to write the titles of late 80’s action movies, I probably would’ve called one of them Live Hard, because Bruce Willis is still alive at the end of the movie.

    Is It Worth Watching?: Not really. I found it to be a – what’s the word…reasonably disappointing film overall.

    Final Thoughts: 4/10 Crowns. Pretty Woman was problematic for all of the reasons that you would imagine it might be problematic. The storyline really wasn’t quite the right message in so many directions. I don’t think this is just a matter of a movie that aged badly. I think that it was a weak perspective on power and wealth dynamics even in 1990. I really do enjoy many romantic comedy films. Unfortunately, this specific one was not well executed in my dramatic opinion. Now I’m gonna go either read a book or watch a movie. If only some Hollywood executive producers would finance my film, one day the world could do both at the same time!

  • DISCLOSURE DAY 2026 Movie Review – Are There Enough Aliens?

    I think I went to the wrong movie. I thought Dis Closure Day was a movie about the day the Nine Inch Nails Closure video came out. You know, kinda like how I always say Dis Drawma Kingg did this, Dis Drawma Kingg did that. Spielberg didn’t even use a single Nine Inch Nails song in the soundtrack! I mean, there was one note that sounded a lot like a note from that one NIN song. You probably know which one I’m talking about. Disclosure Day turned out to be a movie about aliens. Curiously, with all movies of this genre we must ask: ARE THERE ENOUGH ALIENS? 

    Psst…DIS Drawma Kingg is about to disclose something! I am from Earth! I have been a completely anonymous writer for the entire existence of drawmakingg.com. I don’t recall ever mentioning in another episode what planet I’m from. Maybe I did and forgot. Well either way, now you know the truth of which planet I was born on and currently reside! What a revelation that surely was!

    I get that you may have already guessed that first one on account of the fact that I always write in English and numerous other reasons. But HERE I’ll give you one more! I’ll disclose a SECOND thing! Alike to BOTH the humans AND the aliens in the movie I’m supposed to be talking about, Dis Drawma Kingg is also a humanoid! Wow, how about that? 2 reveals in one episode of Drawma Kingg! That’s gotta be a record!

    Are There Enough Aliens?: Disclosure Day didn’t have quite enough aliens for my tastes, however the ending showed a decent amount of ’em and was reasonably satisfying.

    Final Thoughts: 7.5/10 Crowns. I thought Disclosure Day was a fairly good movie. It was not without moments that were a little far-fetched or perhaps some silly unbelievable choices that work out swimmingly for the characters.  If you could forgive some details like that, it was an entertaining movie theater experience. I think I felt pretty positive overall on my way out. Still disappointed there wasn’t one Nine Inch Nails song in the entire 2 & 1/2 hours, but then again this film had nothing to do with the film I thought I was going in to watch.

  • MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE 2026 Movie Review – Is It Worth Watching?

    Put on some energetic music! Let’s get pumped up! Masters Of The Universe just came out, and I know how much you like movies that derive from every fantasy action production ever made! Multiple characters keep punching each other on another planet, which is a direct reference to The Three Stooges Space War. Sword Use is a complete swipe from Monty Python And The Holy Grail. The ultra rare talking cat concept clearly borrows from Mariner Sunset. How could you go wrong spending your hard-labored money on an excessively familiar experience?

    Now I know it must look like I completely make things up for the purposes of a joke, but I have something REAL to tell you! Walking out of the theater, driving home, parking – all was normal thus far. I get out of the Drawma Mobeel and grab the car door to close it, when suddenly I see a huge spark as if I have powers like He-Man in the movie! I believe this spark was nothing more than normal static electricity, however, it was literally the biggest spark of this type that I have ever seen. Also, me not knowing science enough to make conclusions, plus there were no witnesses.

    Well u no I gotta. TESTING SUPER LIGHTNING POWERS! Hmmm I’ll just set up some sodee-pop cans in a row to see if I can zap ‘em down.

    “ZAP”

    “SUPER ZAP”

    “LITTLE ZAP”

    “MEDIUM-SIZED ZAP!!!”

    Nothing happened. I’ll just have to try that regularly, regardless if I ever get any results. TRIAL 2: Okayy maybe I can turn the TV on with a spark instead of the remote control. TV blew up. Never mind on that one.

    Is It Worth Watching?: No, unless you are a devoted He-Man fan that anticipates being happy with any new material.

    Final Thoughts: 4/10 Crowns. All the acting is bad, and there are no interesting twists or surprises. Did you see the trailer? Then you’ve already seen the movie. Masters Of The Universe wasn’t for me at all. I’ll keep trying to zap pop cans though to see if I have any movie powers. Not sure if He-Man actually has lightning sparky powers or not. Bolts just seem to be in the air when he grabs the sword (a sword on screen being a direct reference to Monty Python).